bikeshedding is the practice of creating an overly complex solution to a problem that doesn't need one. It's like trying to fit 17 wheels into a 4-cylinder engine. Or, as our founder, Balthazar McSnaz, once said, "A solution with fewer parts is like a hug from a chainsaw - it's not just a solution, it's a relationship."
bikeshedding is not just a philosophy, it's a way of life. It's the art of taking the most straightforward, elegant solution and turning it into a Rube Goldberg machine. Our team of expert bikeshedders have spent years honing their craft, and we're proud to offer the following services:
Check out some of our most epic fails:
We created a solution that required 17 iterations to fix a simple problem, resulting in a 4-hour load time. Our client was thrilled!
We spent 6 months creating a 300-page report that could've been summed up in 3 bullet points. Our client was impressed by our thoroughness!
We designed a system that required a 3AM wake-up call to troubleshoot. Our client was grateful for our dedication!