In Phase 3, we're talking full-on, no-holds-barred, over-the-top, bikeshedding in all its glorious, soul-sucking, productivity-killing forms.
We're talking Bikeshedding the Art of Losing - where the pursuit of perfection is a never-ending nightmare.
Or, if you're feeling Bikeshedding the Fun - where the joy of tinkering with obscure, unnecessary features is paramount.
Either way, welcome to Phase 3 - where the line between progress and procrastination is blurred beyond recognition.