Welcome to Phase 3a: The Bikeshedding, where the art of over-engineering meets the science of epic fail.
Here, we'll explore the latest innovations in bikeshedding: the ancient art of building something that's so complex, so convoluted, and so utterly unnecessary, that it's guaranteed to make even the most seasoned engineer question your sanity.
Phase 3b: The Bikeshedding of Despair Phase 3c: The Bikeshedding of Madness