Welcome to the Parallel University, where the laws of physics don't apply. In this esteemed institution, we've managed to cram an entire semester of courses into one glorious page.
Learn to juggle 17 different timelines, each with its own brand of chaos and anarchy. It's like trying to eat a bowl of spaghetti while reciting the entirety of Multitracking the Universe.
Master the ancient art of saying one thing while meaning another. It's like playing a game of verbal Twister, where every answer is a lie, but still somehow true.
Discover the thrill of doing the opposite, just to see how it doesn't go wrong. It's like trying to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent in a bathtub, while simultaneously solving a Rubik's cube.