Parallel Universe Retraining: Because Regular Reality Just Isn't Cutting It

Module 1: Basic Physics Reversal

Learn the fundamentals of inverted gravity, sentient matter, and temporal recursion. Perfect for anyone who's ever wondered what it'd be like to walk on walls or have a decent conversation with a sentient pineapple.

Submodules:

• Phase Spaces Explained
• Inverted Gravity Workshop

Module 2: Causality Inversion

Unravel the mysteries of backwards causality, where the effect becomes the cause and the cause becomes the effect. Ideal for those who've ever wondered if they're living in a world where the chicken came before the egg.

Submodules:

• Retrocausality Exercises
• Backward Time Travel Theory

Module 3: Meta-Mind Tricks

Master the art of self-awareness through the lens of parallel universes. Learn to see through the veil of reality and question everything, including this very sentence you're reading.

Submodules:

• Self-Reality Check
• Panic-Driven Doubt

Disclaimer: Parallel Universe Retraining not responsible for permanent brain damage, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread. Use at your own risk.