The Parallel Fold of Destiny
Warning: This is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous technique. Do not attempt this at home, or anywhere else, for that matter.
Step 1: Fold your fabric in a way that creates a parallel universe.
Step 2: Fold your fabric again, but this time with a slightly different angle.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you achieve the perfect fold.
And that's it! The Parallel Fold of Destiny is complete.