Inter-Universal Communication Protocols

Because who needs actual understanding between galaxies when you can just send a postcard?

We've got it all: the Galactic Postal Service, the Intergalactic Email Client, and the Cosmic Instant Messenger. All you need to do is fill out our Inter-Universal Communication Protocol Form and we'll take care of the rest.

But don't worry, it's not just about sending postcards. We also have:

• Telepathy - because who needs a phone plan when you can just think about it?
• Transdimensional Texting - send a text to the past, the future, or anywhere in between!
• Interuniversal Video Conference - because who doesn't love a good virtual meeting?