Parallel Penne: The Epic Fail is a place where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the force of our collective laziness.
Here's a list of our most epic fails:
Failed to parallel park a car in the space of a single atom.
Managed to get lost in a 3D maze made of mirrors.
Forgot to turn off the stove while attempting to juggle chainsaws.