Parallel Panic: Episode 1 - The Penne of Despair

You have entered the Parallel Panic Zone, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

Avoid the Penne of Despair, a culinary abomination that will drive you mad with its infinite parallel iterations.

Will you:

• Learn the ancient art of cooking parallel dishes?
• Take the leap of faith into Parallel Panicking 101 Advanced, where the stakes are higher and the snacks are better?
• Engage the Parallel Penne, where your culinary skills will be tested to the limits of sanity?

Proceed with caution, traveler. The Parallel Panic Zone is not for the faint of heart.