Welcome to the Pyromancer Guild, where the art of parallel-parallelism is taken very seriously.
As a master pyromancer, you're probably familiar with the concept of parallel-parallelism: the art of doing two things at once, while also thinking about doing another thing that's completely unrelated.
We've got a comprehensive guide to help you master this ancient art, but first, let's start with the basics:
Practice your skills by doing the following exercises:
Try to eat a sandwich while watching a cat video while also thinking about the meaning of life.
Walk down the street while simultaneously daydreaming about your favorite food and planning a surprise party for your coworker.
Do 10 jumping jacks while reciting the entirety of "Hamlet" in iambic pentameter.