Epic Fail: Parallel Universe Registry

Welcome to the Parallel Universe Registry, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

We've got 47 billion parallel universes to choose from, each with its own unique flavor of reality.

• Superimposition: Because who needs actual reality when you can just superimpose it?
• Trans-Dimensional Trading: Buy low, sell high, in another universe.
• Quantum Merchants of Doubt: Where the probability of certainty is always 0.