Parallel Pizza Paradox Experiments

Where the boundaries of culinary physics are pushed to the limit.

Experiment 1: Infinite Cheese Topping

Can a single topping be applied infinitely many times without collapsing the structural integrity of the pizza?

Can the folding of the crust be made to fold in on itself, creating a self-referential pizza paradox?

Can a single sausage be in multiple locations at once, defying the principles of quantum mechanics?