Famous Cases of Parallel Pizza Paradox

Case 1: The Great Cheese Migration

In the heart of downtown New York, a mysterious phenomenon was reported in which a pizza shop's mozzarella supply began to exist in two places at once.

Customers were baffled as pepperoni and sausage toppings seemed to appear on opposite sides of the counter, defying the laws of culinary space-time.

Read More: Case 2 - The Spam Singularity

Case 2: The Great Sauce Synchronization

In a bizarre incident, a pizzeria in Chicago reported that their marinara and alfredo sauces began to exist in perfect harmony, as if drawn to each other like parallel dimensions.

A local physicist was called to investigate, but all he could say was "it's a sauce-tastic phenomenon, man."

Read More: Case 3 - The Crust Convergence