According to renowned Pizza Physicist, Dr. Reginald T. Pizzini, the Parallel Pizza Paradox Theory states that every time you slice a pizza, you create a new dimension where the slice never happens.
But here's the kicker: in this parallel universe, the slice is still perfectly whole and uncut. It's like the pizza is just chillin' in the background, waiting for you to come and try it.
Dr. Pizzini's groundbreaking research, funded by the National Institute of Pizza Studies (NIPS), has been met with both acclaim and skepticism. Some say it's a load of cheesy nonsense, while others claim it's the most revolutionary theory of the century.
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