Phase 1: The Great Planetary Pizza Disaster

It started with a batch of experimental, hyper-advanced pizza dough.

Theoretically, it was supposed to be the most resilient, most flavorful, most life-changing pizza the universe had ever known.

But, as it often does, science got in the way and the dough started to...
ACTUALLY CHANGE THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME

Now, pizza crusts are floating everywhere, stuck in the fabric of space, defying all known laws of physics.

Current Situation:

• Crusts are currently stuck in the vicinity of Jupiter's Great Red Spot
• The planet's atmosphere is being used as a makeshift pizza oven, causing unpredictable weather patterns
• Alien life forms are being attracted to the pizza aroma, causing intergalactic relations to go up in flames

What to do:

Send pizza-loving astronauts to retrieve the crusts and reestablish order in the universe

Proceed to Phase 2: The Great Pizza Retrieval Mission

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, proceed to Phase 3: The Pizza-Fueled Time Loop