Symptom 1: The Unrelenting Buzz

When the quantum coffee machine starts making too much noise, you know you've got a problem. The hum, the whine, the perpetual whir – it's like your coffee is trying to tell you something.

But don't worry, it's just the Quantum Coffee Fu: The Uncontrollable Vibration.

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Causes:

1. Over-caffeinated particles

2. Quantum fluctuations in the milk frother

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