Quantum Leap of No Logic

Welcome to the Quantum Leap of No Logic, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and the only constant is the sound of your brain screaming in terror.

You have entered a realm where time and space are fluid concepts, where the fabric of reality is torn asunder by the sheer audacity of your curiosity.

Here, the answer to every question is "no, no, no, a million times no, and then maybe, but probably not."