Welcome to the Quantum Quandary, where the laws of physics are more like suggestions. We specialize in solving the epic fails of the quantum world.
Our team of expert quantum consultants will guide you through the absurdities of wave-particle duality, superposition, and entanglement. Don't worry, we won't make you pass the infamous "Schrödinger's Cat" exam.
• Quantum Computing: We'll help you optimize your code for the most likely outcome.
• Quantum Physics Lessons: Learn from our expert teachers, who are not actually experts, but have a really nice website.
• Quantum Reality Distortion: We'll help you bend the fabric of space-time to your will. (Just kidding, we won't, but we can offer some nice cat pictures instead.)
Need help with a quantum problem? Click here to fill out our contact form, or try to reach us at info@quantumquandary.com.
Or, you know, just call us. We're always happy to help with our quantumly-enabled phone system.
Disclaimer: Our services are not actually helpful, but our website looks really cool.