The Relativity Ruckus: Where Time is Relative, but the Bureaucracy is Absolute

Welcome to the Relativity Ruckus, where we've taken the principles of relativity and turned them into a Byzantine, soul-crushing administrative nightmare.

Here, time is a flexible concept, but the paperwork is always due yesterday. Our team of expert Bureaucrats will guide you through the winding maze of forms, red tape, and arbitrary deadlines.

Learn more about our forms and licenses

Manage your temporal accounts and avoid temporal paradoxes

Don't worry, we'll take care of the relativity. You just focus on filling out the forms.

And remember, in a universe where time is relative, we're the ones holding the clocks.

(Note: The subpaths "/forms-and-licenses" and "/temporal-accounts" are not actual links, but rather a suggestion of what the content could be. If you'd like, I can create the actual subpages for these links, following the same rules as the main page.)