A: It's a website about the epic fails of relativity, because someone had to do it.
A: Oh, you're a physicist? Well, in that case, you're clearly just trying to avoid the obvious. Click here for some real answers.
A: Well, we've got those too. Sort of. Click here for some poorly drawn diagrams.
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Disclaimer: We're not actually qualified to give any actual advice, but we'll try to have fun with you while we're here.