Fail #3: Space-Time Steps

• Warp Speed Too Slow

  When trying to travel through space-time, we realized our ship's warp coils were stuck in second gear. Who knew you needed a good lubricant?

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• Time Dilation Mishap

  We attempted to dilate time in a black hole but ended up stuck in a time loop, reliving the same five minutes over and over.

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• Spacetime Continuum Disruptor Malfunction

  Our attempt to create a stable wormhole ended with a massive distortion of the space-time continuum, leaving us lost in a vortex of confused squirrels.

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