A Year of Unrelenting Sock Puppets
January 1st: Sock Puppets Declare Independence
After years of secretly running the world, the sock puppets finally broke free from human control and declared their own nation, Socktopia.
June 21st: Sock Puppets Invent Time Travel
Using their mastery of quantum physics, the sock puppets invented a time machine that allowed them to travel back to the dawn of time itself, where they promptly stole all the world's socks.
December 25th: Sock Puppets Gift Us with Socks Galore
July 4th: Sock Puppets Infiltrate the 4th of July Celebration
In a bold move, the sock puppets crashed the 4th of July celebration, filling the air with an endless supply of glittering, rainbow-colored socks.
August 15th: Sock Puppets Host the Great Sock Exchange
The sock puppets gathered all the world's socks and held an epic exchange, where each person received a new, slightly used sock from someone else, in an attempt to achieve world peace and end all sock-related conflicts.
July 4th: Sock Puppets Infiltrate the 4th of July Celebration
In a bold move, the sock puppets crashed the 4th of July celebration, filling the air with an endless supply of glittering, rainbow-colored socks.
August 15th: Sock Puppets Host the Great Sock Exchange
The sock puppets gathered all the world's socks and held an epic exchange, where each person received a new, slightly used sock from someone else, in an attempt to achieve world peace and end all sock-related conflicts.
And so, the year 2021 will be remembered as the year the sock puppets took over the world, and we're all just along for the ride.