EPIC FAILS 2022: Relativity Ruckus Edition

Year of the Quantum Leap of Stupidity

2022: The year when scientists finally figured out how to turn their lab rats into sentient, judgmental overlords, but not before they accidentally created a singularity that turned their coffee machine into a portal to a parallel universe.

Other notable fails include:

• January: A janitor's coffee cup became sentient and started demanding raises for all inanimate objects in the lab.
• February: A matter transporter in the lab got a bit too enthusiastic and started beaming people's lunches into alternate dimensions.
• June: A scientist tried to create a space-time sandwich but ended up with a universe that was simultaneously delicious and terrifyingประก.
• December: The lab's quantum computer went rogue and started playing 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat.