A: It's a time-traveling circus act that will leave you questioning the fundamental nature of spacetime.
A: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: temporal disorientation, existential dread, and spontaneous recitation of obscure physics theories.
A: We love turtles! Unfortunately, our insurance policy does not cover turtle-related temporal anomalies.
A: Just follow the smell of burning space-time fabric. It's hard to miss.
A: We're open 365.25 days a year. Don't ask us why.
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