The Big Bang Bungle

In a bizarre twist of cosmic fate, the universe's most epic fail occurred when a misfiring proton caused the Big Bang to go awry.

Pre-Explosive Tensions

Quarks and electrons were at an all-time high, with some scientists speculating that the universe might have been doomed from the start.

Quarky Quandary

It's said that quarks were having a heated debate about the merits of matter and antimatter. Some quarks just couldn't take it anymore and decided to get out of there.

Electrifying Events

Electrons, on the other hand, were buzzing with excitement about the prospect of forming atoms. Alas, their enthusiasm was short-lived, as they got zapped by the misfired proton.

Stay tuned for more cosmic calamities in the Big Bang Bungle Chronicles.