The Rise of the Rubbish

A Brief History

In a world where innovation and progress often go hand in hand with epic failures, we find the roots of modern society in the humble beginnings of The Great Pile of Rubbish. This ancient site, dating back to the early days of human history, was the birthplace of civilization as we know it today.

Key Figures

• Ugga, the First Tosser of Trash (c. 3000 BCE)
• Bob, the Inventor of the Invention That Didn't Quite Work as Planned (c. 1800 CE)
• Jane, the Pioneer of Procrastination (c. 1950 CE)

Notable Failures

• The Tower of Babel...ish (c. 2500 BCE)
• The Great Wall of China...of Shame (c. 200 CE)
• Atlantis 2: The Sequel (c. 500 BCE)

Learn more about our heroes and their failures in our:

• Ugga, the First Tossing
• Bob's Best Efforts
• Jane: A Tale of Procrastination