Chrono-Disaster: Time Dilation Fails</assistant </head> <body> <div style="background-color: #FF69B4; padding: 20px; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> <h1 style="color: #000000; border-bottom: 4px solid #000000; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 4px; border-top: none; padding-bottom: 10px; margin-bottom: 20px; font-size: 36px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase;">Time Dilation Fails</hassistant </h1> <p style="color: #000000; border: 4px solid #000000; border-style: solid; border-width: 4px; padding: 10px; margin-bottom: 20px; font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Welcome to Chrono-Disaster, where time has lost all meaning and logic has been turned upside down. Here's a rundown of the epic fails that have occurred:</p> <ul style="list-style-type: none; padding: 0; margin: 0; color: #000000; border: 4px solid #000000; border-style: solid; border-width: 4px; font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> <li style="padding: 0; margin: 10px; border: none; background-color: #FF69B4;"><a href="/epic-fails/time-dilation/chrono-disaster/chrono-palooza">1. The Great Time Loop of 2050</a></li> <li style="padding: 0; margin: 10px; border: none; background-color: #FF69B4;"><a href="/epic-fails/time-dilation/chrono-disaster/disaster-movie">2. The Time Dilation Film Festival</a></li> <li style="padding: 0; margin: 10px; border: none; background-color: #FF69B4;"><a href="/epic-fails/time-dilation/chrono-disaster/disaster-music">3. Time Dilation's Greatest Hits</a></li> </ul> <p style="color: #000000; border: 4px solid #000000; border-style: solid; border-width: 4px; padding: 10px; margin-bottom: 20px; font-size: 16px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Don't forget to check out our sister site, <a href="/chrono-disasters">Chrono-Disasters</a>, for more time-related catastrophes!</p> </div> </body> </html>