Welcome, temporal traveler! You have entered a realm where time is not just a dimension, but a party to be thrown. The clock hands are moving at 1:00 AM, and everything is in slow motion. You can see people walking on the beach, but they're all stuck in the same pose, forever.
You can explore the Beach of Eternal Stagnation, where the waves are frozen in time. Or, visit the Slow-Coffee Shop, where the coffee flows like molasses.
You can even try to Take the Slow-Mo through the streets, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again.
But be warned, time traveler, the longer you stay, the more you'll lose. Your mind will turn to mush, and your sense of purpose will be reduced to a faint whisper in the wind.