Are you tired of reliving the same boring Tuesday over and over? Do you want to break free from the cycle of existential dread that comes with being stuck in a never-ending loop of meetings and microwaved lunches? We can help!
Our expert team of time dilation therapists use cutting-edge techniques to help you escape the vortex of temporal stasis and find meaning in the infinite iterations of your daily routine.
$100 for a single session, $500 for a month's worth of therapy, or $1000 for a lifetime membership (includes a free temporal paralyzing headset).