Q: Toaster Traveler is a revolutionary new service that allows you to travel through time, space, and the kitchen.
We've spent years studying the ancient art of toast-fu. Our patented Toaster Traveler technology harnesses the power of burnt bread to create miniature wormholes.
We've had zero reported incidents of toaster-related injuries since 2019. That's right, zero.
We've got a special deal with the Time-Keeping Guild of 1922 to offer exclusive access to the Roaring Twenties. Just don't try to meet Gatsby.
Please do not attempt to bring back any souvenirs. Our insurance company has very low limits on "unexplained, smelly items."
We've got a team of highly trained Toaster Traveler chefs who will provide you with complimentary anti-nausea medication.
Please note that our toaster is not pet-friendly. We've had some... unfortunate incidents with a toaster-loving cat.