Resolution of Paradoxes 101

			When faced with a paradox, follow these simple steps:
			
    
				
  1. Deny all responsibility for the consequences of your actions.
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  2. Consult the Paradoxical Logic Guide for theoretical justification.
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  3. Invoke Time Travel Immunity to avoid liability.
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  4. Establish a Binary Bureaucracy to delegate blame.
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			Repeat as necessary until paradox is resolved.

This is not a drill. Paradoxes are serious business.

Do not attempt to resolve paradoxes without proper training. Side effects may include:

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