EPICENTER PHASE-ONE CATNIP SUIT

A high-stakes, high-reward, high-caffeine suit designed for the most discerning feline overlords.

Phase One: The suit that started it all. A suit so bold, so daring, so utterly feral that it defies the laws of sanity and good taste.

Features:

• Thick, velvety-soft padding to cradle your feline form
• Integrated catnip-infused fabric for optimal seduction
• Built-in scratching posts, because who needs a separate room for that?
• Four-pointed starburst patterns to confuse and disorient any pesky laser pointers

But wait, there's more! Visit our Accessories Page for catnip-scented cologne, feline-sized espresso cups, and other essential items for the discerning feline overlord.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Secret Menu, featuring the legendary "Catnip-Tipped Coffee Beans" and other items so secret, they're not even on the regular menu.