EPIC FAIL: 2012: Minutes of the Overthinking It Council of Elders

Meeting Minutes for the 14th of February 2012

Present: The Great and Powerful Overthinker, Lord of the Dudes, and the Council of Elders (aka The Councilors).

Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Overthinking.

The Great and Powerful Overthinker: "We must always overthink, lest we fail."
Lord of the Dudes: "I concur, for we are the masters of overthinking."
The Council of Elders (in unison): "We, the Council of Elders, shall forever overthink, for it is our duty."

Resolution: The Council of Elders shall continue to overthink, for the sake of all that is good and just.

1. Overthink the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
2. Develop an algorithm to determine the optimal amount of overthinking per unit of time.
3. Create a database of all known epic fails, categorized by overthinking.

Closed with the Council of Elders, adjourned.