And the winners are:
Best Movie: "The Epic Adventure of Awesomness" (a cinematic masterpiece of unrelenting action and unbridled silliness)
Best TV Show: "The Amazingly Average Show" (a heartwarming tale of moderately interesting characters and their mildly thrilling adventures)
Best Game: "Epic Quest for the Golden Donut" (a challenging and bewildering journey through a land of sugary snacks and questionable life choices)