EPICLOOT STATS

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AVERAGE GOLD FISH SWIM LAPS PER MINUTE

Based on our totally-not-fishy research, we've found that the average gold fish can swim up to 7.5 laps per minute. But wait, it gets better! If you're swimming with the current, you can reach speeds of up to 10 laps per minute. But don't try that at home, kids!

We've also found that the gold fish with the most impressive swimming skills can reach speeds of up to 20 laps per minute. That's like, totally fin-tastic!

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