Bronzebeast Beta: A Study in Bronze

Welcome, fellow Bronzians, to the Beta phase of our glorious experiment in bronze-ness. We're testing the limits of what it means to be a being of bronze.

Our research has shown that bronze is the perfect blend of warmth and coldness, of elegance and ruggedness. It's the ultimate material for the discerning Bronzian.

But don't just take our word for it! Explore our findings, browse our bronze-themed merchandise, and join the Bronzian community:

• Bronzebeast Store
• Bronzebeast Forums

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Sensory Deprivation Chamber.