Warning: You are now in the Caverns of Doom, where the walls are made of lava and the ceiling is made of despair.
You are surrounded by the eerie glow of a thousand mid-90s lava lamps. The air is thick with the smell of burnt polyester.
To the east lies the Midnight Madness zone, where the inhabitants are all sleep-deprived go-go's.
To the west lies the Abyssal Abyss, where the depths are so great, you'll need oxygen to survive.
But beware, for in the center of this labyrinthine nightmare, there lies the Heart of Doom.