This enigmatic figure is shrouded in mystery, with a past that's as elusive as their hairpiece.
Little is known about Character 5, except that they possess an uncanny ability to find the perfect ratio of cat videos to productivity.
Some say they're the chosen one, destined to bring balance to the Epiclootian force.
Others claim they're just a weirdo who eats 12 hours of cat videos in one sitting.
But you can be sure of one thing: Character 5 is not here to be bothered.
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