This epic beard has been known to reach up to 3 feet in length, defying the laws of physics and good taste.
This majestic beard has been worn by kings and queens, or at least by people who want to be king/queen but aren't.
This beard is so hipster, it's almost not even a real beard anymore, but rather just a trend that's been done.
This beard is so magical, it'll make you believe in fairy tales and fantasy, but also probably get you into trouble with your significant other.