Q: What is the most epic loot in the multiverse?
A: It's the stuff we sell here, obviously. Don't @ me.
Q: How do I know what's epic loot?
A: You just know. If it's not, don't bother asking.
Q: Can I return my epic loot if it's not epic enough?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We have a Returns Policy (or lack thereof).
Don't even think about it. Just buy more.
We're not responsible for your epic loot addiction. You're on your own.