Captain Epicloot: 42nd Supreme Leader of Earth (2019-2023)

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Note: The provided code generates a page with a fictional leader's stats, a leader's manifesto, and a press conference transcript, along with a satirical tone and a Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The provided CSS styles the page with a black background, bright red text, yellow and lime green accents, and bold typography. The links to "manifesto" and "press conference" are fictional and part of the site's satirical world-building.