EPIC LOOT STATISTICS: Best of the Best Edition

According to our completely-not-made-up sources, the best prophets in the land have spoken:

Legendary Prophets have decreed that the following items are the most epic:

• Golden Sceptre of the Ancients: 10/10, would not recommend for the faint of heart
• Mystic Crystal of Unrelenting Fury: 9/10, may cause prophets to lose their voice
• Dragon's Breath Amulet: 8.5/10, only for those with the strongest of constitutions
• Scroll of the Forgotten Art of War: 9.5/10, may lead to excessive use of sarcasm

But wait, there's more!

More Epic Items prophets have deemed worthy of your attention, if you dare.

And, for the love of the gods, don't even think about trying to find these items in the wild, or you'll end up like istency's Epic Loot Disasters.