Privacy Policy: We're Watching, Always Watching

We collect your browser's cookies. We collect your IP address. We collect your browser's cookies. We collect your browsing history. We collect your browser's cookies. We collect... You get it.

By using this site, you agree to let us watch your every move, like a nosy neighbor who can't help but snoop on their neighbor's lawn care habits.

Our cookies are like tiny surveillance cameras, but instead of capturing images, they capture your deepest desires and darkest secrets. We use this data to create a personalized, AI-powered, psychographic profile of you, our dear user.

What We Do With Your Data:

• We share it with our friends at the NSA.
• We sell it to the highest bidder (as long as the bidder is willing to pay in cryptocurrency).
• We use it to create targeted ads for you, like the ones you see on your favorite social media platforms, but with more tracking pixels.

Want to see what we know about you? Check your profile!

Or, if you're feeling extra paranoid, you can report a bug in our surveillance system.