**Fragment 02: The Sceptre of Infinite Sarcasm**

Located deep within the Caverns of Despair, this fragment is said to grant the wielder the ability to craft the most cutting remarks since the dawn of time.

Ancient sages claim it was forged in the fires of Mount Sarcasm, where the very fabric of reality is woven with snark and disdain.

Known Abilities:

• Causes all who hear it speak to involuntarily check their phone for notifications.
• Can be used to craft the perfect eye-roll in any situation.
• Grants the wielder temporary immunity to being offended.

Acquired by:

• Completing the Quest for the Golden Sarcasm.
• Defeating the Dark Sorcerer of Tedium in the Labyrinth of Boredom.

See also:

• Fragment 01: The Tome of Infinite LOLs
• Fragment 03: The Amulet of Unending Silliness