Legend has it that in the heart of the Sock Drawer, a mystical artifact of great power lies in wait. A Sock Puppet of the Ancients, imbued with the magic of the forgotten sock, holds the key to ultimate wisdom.
Many have attempted to retrieve this fabled artifact, but none have succeeded. Their tales of woe and frustration are whispered in the dark corners of the internet.
Will you be the one to finally claim the Lost Sock Puppet of the Ancients? Or will you succumb to the crushing weight of the Sock Drawer's abyss?
Read the Lost Sock Puppet Diaries for inspiration and despair