You are on a perilous path, traveler, seeking the fabled Luniaria Red, a gemstone of unparalleled power. Legends say it glows with an inner light, imbuing its beholder with unparalleled insight into the mysteries of the universe.
As you traverse the Wysteria Wastes, the scorching desert of a thousand suns, you must navigate treacherous sand dunes, avoid the Glimmerwings, mischievous creatures that steal your water and replace it with an endless supply of terrible puns.
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone. The wise and enigmatic Oracle of the Oasis has gifted you with a map, leading you through the trials and tribulations of the Wastes.
Will you:
- Face the Glimmerwings head-on!
- Decipher the Oracle's Map!
- Forge Your Own Path (because, let's be real, who needs a map?)
Or, if you'd rather not: