Moonblade Tips and Tricks

Mastering the Art of Lunar Frenzy

Warning: wielding the Moonblade can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to its intense, pulsating energy can cause:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable outbursts of poetry
• A sudden and irreversable urge to wear pleated pants

Subpage 1: Advanced Tactics: Moonblade Fu

Subpage 2: Secret Training Regimens: The Dark Arts

Subpage 3: Moonblade Fashion Tips: because, let's be real, you're going to want to look good while wielding this thing

Subpage 4: M Prophets: A Guide to Interpreting the Whispers of the Moonblade

For the love of all things sane, do not attempt to wield the Moonblade without reading these subpages.