Rodlore's Scroll of Power

A legendary artifact said to grant its wielder mastery over the arcane arts, but mostly just gives them a really nice tan.

Known effects:

• Makes the user 99% more likely to win at rock-paper-scissors
• Grants the user temporary mastery over the art of burping the alphabet
• Unlocks the hidden potential of the user's socks

Side effects:

• May cause spontaneous combustion in users with less than 5 years of experience
• Can lead to addiction in users with a history of playing too many video games

Acquired from: A mysterious cave of wonders, hidden deep within the mountains of Eldoria

Read the manual for more information on how to properly wield this mighty artifact.