Scroll of Lesser Strength
This scroll is for those who want to try their hand at being a hero, but are secretly just a hero in their own mind.
A magical scroll imbued with the essence of a thousand midlife crises, this scroll grants the wielder +1 bonus to Average Strength for a short time, but comes with a 50% chance of causing them to spontaneously burst into a dramatic monologue about the meaninglessness of life.