Welcome, brave adventurer, to Phase Two of the Epic Loot Quest! You've survived the treacherous Phase One, but things are about to get a lot worse.
As you journey deeper into the heart of the dungeon, the loot is getting scarcer, the monsters are getting meaner, and the snacks are getting... well, let's just say they're getting a lot more expensive.
But don't worry, we've got your back! Our team of expert statisticians (okay, it's just Dave from accounting) has crunched some numbers and created the Epic Loot Stats Phase Two Report.
Phase One: The Great Ascent | Phase One: The Decline (a cautionary tale) | Phase Three: The Great Reset
Or, you know, just click here to skip the boring parts and get straight to the good stuff.
Stats:
| Chance of encountering a decent sword: | 5% |
| Average cost of a decent meal in the taverns: | $1000 |
| Number of times you'll get lost in the dungeon: | Infinity+ |
Don't say we didn't warn you.